Friday, 5 October 2012

Want To Play?: Worth a Thousand Words

It's the weekend, so just a quick game. A caption contest. They say that a picture is worth a thousand words - and sometimes not even a thousand. Let's put the maxim to the test. Check out the Warhammer 40k image below and supply a funny caption in either the Comments section or on a Facebook / Twitter / Forum reply. The one that tickles the most will go back up on the blog for the adoration and respect of the readership. If it works, might make this a regular feature. Right, game faces on...






25 comments:

shavenwookiee said...

"Don't you say a fething word..."

R.A. Mathis said...

Everybody remember where we parked!
or
In the wrong movie, you are!
or
Bad news guys. We just ran over Yoda.

Tim Kenyon said...

I told you it was left at Albuquerque!

troubledscribe said...

"You suck at this Force thing."

Philip Thorogood said...

++ Thankyou for calling Imperial Valkyrie Recoveries. If you have crash landed on an Imperial Planet, please contact our local solar office. If you have crash landed on a Death World, please vacate the vehicle so as not to draw any extra damage to Imperial property. If you have crash landed on an unknown planet, please hold.


Thankyou for calling Imperial Valkyrie Recoveries. All our Vox Operators are busy at the moment, we will get to you shortly. You are 73,638th in the queue. If you have an Astropath, please send your communique with signature identification in the direction of the Astronomicon. We appreciate you choosing the IVR and value your call. ++

tmso said...

Damn. No more BJs while landing...

(Not sure if these had to be PG-13 or not?)

Anonymous said...

No worries he said. Orks can't hit a barn door even if they try very hard he said. Smooth landing he said. Just wait till the fether regains consciousness, then I'll show him what I think of his smooth landing...

-- Inquisitor S., LEXICANUM

R.A. Mathis said...

Man, is my dad gonna be pissed.

Anonymous said...

Co-pilot: "Lieutenant....em....I think the machine spirit wants a word..."

Lord of the Night said...

"First one who suggests using the Force is getting shot."

Anonymous said...

Captain Rimmer - "Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh"

Neil said...

"We've got RAC cover, right?"

or

"I think it's safe to assume that I've failed my test...."

Neil said...

"We've got RAC cover, right?"

Or

"I think it'safe to assume I've failed my test then..."

Cliff Knoetz said...

I'm deadly serious. And don't call me "Shirley".

Bellarius said...

"What part of 'avoid the trees' did you not understand?"

Sigil said...

'Emperor Protects', my arse.

Anonymous said...

Hang on a minute lads, i've got a great idea... Errr

Emeryt said...

"Who put this forrest in here?"

or

"Well, i guess it's coffee time..."

or

"That's some catch, that Catch-22"

Forkmaster said...

"This is definitely where we parked out Valkyrie."

Or perhaps

"Thank you for flying Imperial Airlines."

"Seems like this was a one way trip."

osmandias said...

I think the bee's out of the Valkyrie now.

BaneofKings said...

"Okay guys. Valuable lesson learnt. We do not, I repeat, do not fly through trees. No matter how cool it looks, Trying to reenact that scene with the Speeder-bikes from Star Wars VI does not work well in a Valkyrie."

osmandias said...

"The truly important thing, the real glue that binds us, is that we're in this mess together."

Matthew Sylvester said...

No, you're right, we were going to fast to pull up. Thanks for that Princess.

Anonymous said...

Phewwwww!!!! We're just immobilised; not wrecked!

Steve DeWinter said...

"Like a glove."